Self-serve workstation black box

Find out why the machine failed.

SCBE Black Box is a local report for Windows shutdowns, BSOD signals, low disk, memory pressure, storage warnings, and long AI job failure risk. The buyer runs it. It writes a plain-English report. No support call required.

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SCBE Black Box Report

Action needed: SCBE Black Box found a likely failure or pre-failure signal.

- [HIGH] Windows recorded an unexpected shutdown
  Why: Event 41 means Windows restarted without a clean shutdown.
  Do:  Correlate the minutes before this event with disk, driver, WHEA,
       BugCheck, and power events below.

- [MEDIUM] C:\ has limited free space
  Why: This is the common pre-failure state for long local jobs.

What it actually does

A local scanner that turns crash clues into next actions.

Checks failure signals

Disk space, memory pressure, Event 41 unexpected shutdowns, bugcheck events, storage warnings, WHEA hardware warnings, service crashes, and top memory users.

Writes buyer-visible files

The tool writes latest_black_box_report.txt for humans and latest_black_box_report.json for automation.

Runs without a server

No account, no dashboard, no API key, no remote upload. It runs on the buyer's machine and leaves the report on disk.

Offer

One product. Three clear paths.

Self-serve Black Box

$19

Download ZIP, run the scanner, read the report. Best for one workstation.

Report explanation

$99

Buyer sends the generated report and receives a concise explanation and next steps.

AI lab reliability audit

$499+

For teams running local agents, browser fleets, model jobs, or build workstations.

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Use

Buyer path after payment.

1. Download the ZIP.

The bundle contains the scanner, quickstart, Windows script, Unix script, manifest, and sample output.

2. Run one command.

Windows: powershell -ExecutionPolicy Bypass -File .\run-windows.ps1

3. Read the report.

Open report/latest_black_box_report.txt. If it flags high severity, act before long jobs.

From the repo, prove it to yourself with one command: npm run blackbox:prove. It builds the buyer ZIP, runs the bundled scanner, and prints the top finding plus report paths.